I took an Idol Day at work so that I could indulge in the bizarre troika of self deluded exhibitionism,bravura performances and the one man army known as Simon.
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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by BOBBYJOMMY December 10, 2016
Get the henry day mug.Friends: "Did you celebrate Father's day?"
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."
Me: "Ohh, yes I did."
Friends: "Wanna sit down and talk about it?"
Me: "I can't, My ass still hurts."
by Bussyboi June 17, 2018
Get the Father's day mug.Definition 1: A day where schools across America are closed. Each student takes this day to appreciate the history of America's founding fathers and doesn't take advantage of the Monday off to party on a Sunday night.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.
Definition 2: A day where tons of car salesmen think that people will go nuts and buy cars, when this is most certainly never the case.
Student #1: It's so grand that we have our founding fathers to thank during President's Day.
Student #2: oh, yes!
Student 1&2: *reminiscing*
Student #2: oh, yes!
Student 1&2: *reminiscing*
by Confidante February 12, 2015
Get the President's Day mug.Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.
by Jimmy the Pyromaniac April 11, 2009
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