Ultra Simp

To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.

Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.

by LilCrouton September 17, 2020

speed simp

One who has a seemingly unhealthy obsession of going as fast as humanly possible.

"Jordan ran the workout too fast."

"That fucking speed simp."

by JordanlsDead December 04, 2020

Egg Simp

a person on Twitter who has a GoodBoyHalo profile picture who simps for the Dream SMP egg. Not naming any names

Hey did you know that Madi simps for the egg?
What an Egg Simp

by CupcakeHalø September 22, 2021

dominic simp

Jolyn is obsessed with dominic and really loves him

“Jolyn found Dominic’s address” This is how Dominic simp is defined

by Pp good May 14, 2023

Simp-lifier

Accuses others of being Simps willy nilly, most probably because it takes one to know one.

Eric said" Your such a simp Toby", get on with your life". Toby replied "No man your just a simp-lifier"

by Thepwerplelazer January 12, 2015

Assistant Simp

When you wingman a Simp yet you are not a simp yourself.

"Today I helped Elliot get this girl he was after."

"You mean that simp? So you're basically his Assistant Simp?"

by Sh0rtkakke March 25, 2020

Adam D'Angelo the Simp

Adam D'Angelo is the biggest simp in the world for collins. Simpey boi adam is what people call him.

Adam D'angelo the Simp will simp for collins and collins only

by Adam the simp September 25, 2020