William Shakespeare

A really kind dude who writes sad poems and tragedy.

I'm gonna read some of William Shakespeare's poems.

by My sexual identity is KM/S April 24, 2019

pizza shake

Two things that are good by themselves, but awful when combined with each other, like pizza and a shake.

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What do you want on your pizza?

We've got that Greek salad in the fridge, why not use that?

No man, we aren't making a pizza shake.

by rrearleii July 31, 2019

The shakes

When you get so high that your body starts tweaking out and twitching uncontrollably

“Dude I’m so f*cking high I’m twitching”

“Ohhh lmao you got the shakes man”

by highlight47 September 18, 2019

Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein

Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.

by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019

The Shakes

When you randomly uncontrollably shake with no apparent reason. Often it makes you feel cold.

I have the shakes.
"Here have a blanket."

by LesterLopaz November 17, 2019

Fook Shake

What Irish people order when they're frustrated or pissed off.

Mary: Ruiri, your girlfriend just cheated on you

Ruiri: Ahhhh Fook Shake!!

by KBrownies December 3, 2019

Sco-shake

Forcefully grabbing the hand of someone who despises you for a handshake when they refuse to hold out their hand for a handshake. Named for the habit of despised Australian Prime Minister, Scott Morrison, forcefully grabbing the hands of bushfire victims and volunteer firefighters who feel abandoned by the government.

"I fired him so I could give my son a job. Gave him a Sco-shake as he walked out the door."

by S. Pazeski January 3, 2020