by Saladyboi June 11, 2019
by kushinman January 12, 2016
When a guy at a bar gets drunk and starts dirty fucking a girl. He then comes all over her tight roast beef pussy and spills his beer all over it.
by The Dank Smurf Cat >< September 13, 2023
The practice of taking a whole pineapple, shaving off the rough outer skin so the flesh is exposed, then inserting it anally for sexual pleasure. Often the fruit must be shaved several times until a fit can be achieved. The juices of the fruit serve as a natural lubricant, and are considered a delicacy when rimming. If the pineapple is marinated in vodka first, this is known as a "Sloppy Fruit Salad" which should be performed with caution due to the danger of alcohol poisoning.
I got him drunk and took him home, we got frisky in the kitchen and I gave him his first fruit salad - he took it like a man but he won't be sitting down for a while!
by DTune February 11, 2025
by Mol5on September 11, 2021
"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."
by Salad-Lover September 08, 2020
by aleztify May 25, 2022