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pirates

There be baby pirates at the beach
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 18, 2023
mugGet the piratesmug.

Butt Pirate

Also known as the coon cunt. One who is really gay.
by ricochetcrazyeyes April 13, 2011
mugGet the Butt Piratemug.

Pirate Flag

The equivalent of ten red flags. If someone flies a Pirate Flag upon initial meeting, it is likely they are not just a warning but a full blown, danger - is - on - the horizon kind of situation. Proceed with extreme caution. Typically associated with Frankies or someone who wears shark slides.
Frankie gave me a Pirate Flag while cooking in the parking lot.
by k27g August 28, 2024
mugGet the Pirate Flagmug.

Pirate Value

Anything of or relating to a larger, more preferable hind end quarters; A large hiney.

Pirates like loot or what they call, "booty".
"Dude, check out that chick!"

"Nice!"

"Tcha. She's got some pirate value..."
by Laneus August 23, 2009
mugGet the Pirate Valuemug.

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
mugGet the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theoremmug.

captain pirate hose

You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.
by Notamon October 9, 2021
mugGet the captain pirate hosemug.

Pirate Santa

When one shoots a healthy White load of semen into someone’s eye and area where a beard would be located. It has to occur during the Christmas season, after thanksgiving.
Bitch I just gave you a Pirate Santa! (After shooting his glorious load... step back and say,) “HO, HO, HO, AYE THERE! You filthy slut”.
by Iberolin November 26, 2019
mugGet the Pirate Santamug.

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