primed my pants

A situation that causes a overwhelming feeling of ecstasy where you can't contain yourself.

I primed my pants getting a massage from Brianna.

by Chris 119 December 11, 2008

Poopy Pants McWhorter

when you run and shit yourself, but don’t notice until you see it

Poopy Pants McWhorter reeks of shit

by farterthefunny March 13, 2022

pants-off-o'clock

1. The time between getting home from work and leaving for work the next morning. During this time an individual would remove his/her pants for superior comfort at home.

2. 5pm - 8am

I would invite you over, but it is pants-off-o'clock.

by mrwendal January 21, 2010

Meany Poo Pants

Someone that is really mean but actually really sweet

Rosie: You're a meany poo pants hash!

by smellylady November 19, 2011

shitting my pants

to be extremely surprised or fretfully concerned about something to the point where you may actually shit yourself

When Kel walked through the door, I almost shit my pants. She was the last person I expected to show up.

It's been a week since I've heard from them since they went to New Orleans, and since there's been a hurricane, now I'm shitting my pants.

by babycakest February 18, 2010

Poopy Pants McWhorter

silly boy who shat himself at a track meet

"dude I think Zach is a Poopy Pants McWhorter, he just shat himself at track"

by mindlessboof March 13, 2022

Pee my Pants

When you pee in your pants from inconcience, sneezing, holding too long, or purposely pee yourself.
To pee yourself.

The girl slowly peed her pants while waiting in line for the bathroom

I am seriously about to pee my pants.

by Vocabnerd March 10, 2019