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The Sloppy Joe

When a man shits in a womans vagina and begins to eat the woman out.
by BombDroppin April 3, 2009
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Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas has had a negative impact on the world around him, not rivaled since Hanson and Hitler. And Danny Bonaduce. And Bob Saget. And no one can forget Barbara Streisand.

Sting, Mick Jagger, NATHAN EXPLOSION (despite being a non-existant cartoon), Billy Idol and Freddie Mercury (despite being dead), Kate Pierson of the B-52s (with her beehive hairdo alone), the corpes of Napoleon and Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, the whole rat pack, Chris Farley and Danny Devito, Devo, Dick Clark (even in his current post-stroke state), Christopher Reeve (despite being a dead, paralyzed man) could all find ways to kick his ass numerous times in a row.
a)
Jonas is a douche
I would like to kick his ass
Jonas is a douche

2)YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP JOE JONAS GO DIE

iii)Joe can go dig a hole and die in it.
by Jesu H. Christo June 20, 2008
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Joe Weller

An English dick who is basically Popeye's fucking son and thinks he can beat the biggest fucking badass KSI
Person 1: Dude, are you going to watch KSI vs Joe Weller in February?
Person 2: Yeah man no shit. KSI is going to fucking rape him
by 98765432154321 November 9, 2017
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joe blood

receiving a backhanded double punch
"he just gave him the joe blood" "leave me alone before I throw you a joe blood"
by brooklynzfinestdummy May 12, 2019
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Do a Joe

To leave a gathering of people without saying "goodbye", and without being noticed.
Paul: (to himself) I'm going to do a Joe, and just leave. *walks away*
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!
by Paul Allen from P&P November 20, 2020
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joe asswipe

A person named Joe who acts like a asswipe
by fewfjb June 1, 2017
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arsenic joe

Arsenic Joe is the name of a prophet who lives among us. He is the prophet of god almighty according to the holy bible.
OMG i have seen christ himself "Arsenic Joe"
by Arsenic Keyboard December 22, 2018
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