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Noah

Noah is not an intellect. He is probably the stupidest person you'll ever meet. He sucks at soccer and likes the piece of garbage that is Bayern Munich and supports Robert Lewandowski. Absolutely bonkers. Anyways. Noah is sort of a comedian. Most of the time, he makes people laugh, but only because those people must be bored out of their minds. Noah also is rich because he goes on a cruise each year. However, only lame kids go on a cruise. Last year, a girl named Emily went to space. He'll never be as cool as that Emily though. Noah also doesn't want to admit that he is gay and likes these 5 kids named Ayden, Carson, Zuriel, Trent, and Kevin. Overall he's an average dude, but kinda sucks.
Dang it. Noah's here. He's a buzzkill and ruins EVERYTHING. He's good at clash though.
by itsjesuschrist569 April 30, 2019
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Lotta and Noah

Lotta and Noah describes a situation in which two people know that they would be epic together but are to afraid of talking to each other due to things that happened in the past.They flirt from time to time but never get together .
1:He is so handsome and loveable but I just don't know why I can't admit that I like him so much.
2: Your Like Lotta and Noah
by Bellarker January 30, 2018
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Noah

Loves Kotuku and Khaled's big johnsons don't try to steal them or he'll clap your cheeks harder than P Diddy.
Noah has big cheeks.
by Khaled Akleh '_' August 6, 2025
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noah

being defined when some one thats named noah going to say a fackt i have a biger cook than you
by pussy eater 1337 September 15, 2020
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Noah

A sorta shy dude, He my not be handsome but he is loyal and kind. he is also very sensitive.
This is Noah.
by A sad bro September 8, 2022
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go noah go

go noah go ! @iliketodrinktea1 's cult
noah: *does something*
everyone: go noah go !
by love,nadia January 24, 2021
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A noah

When you make out with two girls within minutes of each other with them both knowing about each other
That dude pulled a noah at the party last night
by Selliott24 June 1, 2017
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