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Jewish turtle neck

When you trap a girl in your closet and fill it will farts and shit till she passes out. When she passes you rape her and fuck her till she squirts.
My girl was being a bitch so I gave her a Jewish turtle neck.
by Agentdukedennis June 28, 2025
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Terminal Velocity Neck Crack

When you fall right onto your neck at terminal velocity
If you claim to have been the victim of a Terminal Velocity Neck Crack, then you must be a ghost, because nobody could survive such an event.
by yrgh October 19, 2024
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Shrek Neck

When your poop is green
I just had a shrek neck and I think I need to see a doctor
by Mr. Cat Guy October 7, 2022
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noose neck

A term used for a man who has a lot of kids and wears the same clothes a lot.
Girl: Deryl’s baby momma says he never takes care of his kids… and why is he always wearing those same pair of jeans?
Girl 2: Girl, he is such a noose neck.
by Red Bull Slushie January 31, 2023
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Dirt neck

The useless and often lazy workers on a construction site who don't have the skill or ability to learn a trade so they just run excavators and other machinery playing in the dirt.
These dang dirt necks can't even dig to grade, now our concrete is gonna be at the wrong elevation when we pour!
by Rattlesnakejake June 6, 2023
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Purple neck

When your niggas bitch massacres the fuck out of his neck with hickeys
Yo my dawg is a purple neck from his ugly ass girl
by Bushwookie747 September 24, 2019
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