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Jordan

Loves to get with lasses who are Under age ESPECIALLY LASSES CALLED NIAMH.Jordans think they are IBRA coz of their MAN BUN nad their MASSIVE NOSE. LOVES TO BE A NONCE
Opening youngins legs since the dawn of time, NONCE —JORDANS
by Yi DA IS GEY October 23, 2018
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jordan rain

Prostitute who will work for anal.
"Man I wish I had a jordan rain"
by sukdeeznuts December 4, 2015
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Jordan pele

he is a smart and handsome boy who likes science and etc he is really funny and good at drawi g
He is funny like jordan pele
by black pele March 27, 2023
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Jordan

Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.
"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"
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Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
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Gabby Jordan

the kindest, most honest, genuine, and beautiful human being you’ll ever meet
“Gabby Jordan is such an amazing friend.”
“Yeah, I know. I love her.”
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Jordan

The king of kyle and luke. Kyle and luke are his bitches
Damn, you see that guy walking with kyle and luke. Must be a Jordan
by Kingofkyleandluke November 22, 2021
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