Hippyocrisy

When someone's vibe screams "save the Earth" but their actions whisper "but first, let me take this private jet to a yoga retreat." A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

"Caught red-handed with a plastic straw in his organic smoothie, John's moment of hippyocrisy had the whole juice bar buzzing."

by DAKster March 15, 2024

hippyocrisy

When someone's vibe screams "save the Earth" but their actions whisper "but first, let me take this private jet to a yoga retreat." A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

"Caught red-handed with a plastic straw in his organic smoothie, Amber's moment of hippyocrisy had the whole juice bar buzzing."

by DAKster March 18, 2024

hippyocricy

A delightful contradiction between preaching green and living lavish, making Mother Nature both proud and puzzled.

While Amber preaches "Save the Earth" as she boards her private jet to a yoga retreat, that screams hippyocricy!

by DAKster March 26, 2024

Hipster Swastika

A hipster swastika is a white and black checked keffiyeh headdress/scarf, first populized by Palestinian arch-terrorist Yassir Arafat. It's the ultimate fashion accessory for those who wish to intimidate Jews, block roads, celebrate October 7th, and/or disrupt university studies without appearing nazi-level awkward.

Wearing a full brownshirt uniform, complete with swastika armband in public has become socially unacceptable and rather passé in modern times. But the hipster swastika allows an 'anti-racist' to vigorously express death-to-Israel type sentiments without having to worry about getting fired from work the next day.

I missed my flight because the expressway was shut down for hours by the Islamic-woke coalition of Jew-hating asshats, with their fucking pally flags, obsolete covid masks and hipster swastikas.

by _Ouroboros__ April 21, 2024

Hippsy

Hippsy, the natural parallel between a true born Hippy with Gypsy tendencies.

That girl loves freedom so much, that she's always being such a Hippsy. You never know where she's going to spread that love, she floats like a seedling on a stiff happy globe trotting breeze.

by Bisba1982 June 18, 2024

Hipster

Someone who thinks that they are "unique" or "special" for liking some underground bullshit that nobody else cares about...And they pointlessly look down on people who don't know anything about indie culture, because that's the only thing they know anything about. They're quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a "too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole" way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. In the end, they just end up looking like idiots.

1) Hipster: I won't drink at starbucks, it's too corporate.

2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vuitton purse because they are cool.

Hipster: You're such a conformist, having a Louis Vuitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars.

Non-hipster: but it's fugly

Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It's completely unique.

Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though.

Hipster: You're ignorant because you can't see the real beauty in life.
I don't have time for this, I'm gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you've probably never heard of....

Non hipster: You need to see a therapist

Hipster: I am my own therapist.

by Txorromorro February 24, 2025

Hipslinger

(Hip-slinger)
a prostitute: a woman of loose morals

“Don’t get with her bro, I hear she’s a total hipslinger!”
“I went through the red light district, it’s full of hipslingers”

by unlawfullemons March 7, 2025