Fishing with Nick

Hey if you ain’t fishing with nick than idk what ur dooin. ¿You know how Saturday’s are for the bois? Well Saturday are really for runnin off to the secret fishing spot after you drop a log in the poop sock.

Ay yo on Saturday imma go fishing with Nick. ¿you finna come?

by All seeing 3ye October 2, 2019

Batty fish

Batty fish

I’ll slap ur mum with a batty fish

by Ben_ [e-mail] October 10, 2020

fish james

Some animal that Urban Dictionary thinks you own and wants you to get a mug for

Buy a mug with __ for your fish James

by Somebody with a computer November 23, 2021

Spastic fish

When your homie doesn't kiss you goodnight so you give him an epileptic seizure.

Person 1: He didn't kiss you last night!
Person 2: Don't worry, I gave him a spastic fish.

by Yeetusgoaway55 June 26, 2020

Fish hook

A move Brayden Mayes uses on Kenzie Carlow during a movie that makes her hurt and not horny. She then slaps him and calls him a faggot.

Brayden fish Hooked Kenzie and she was in pain!

by Bigdaddyslongdong 🍆💦 June 13, 2018

fish monday

fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.

"Hey did Devyn post for fish Monday?"
"Yeah, no slabs will be dropped on his balls."

by fishmondayadvocate June 30, 2021

Tit fished

when girls use photo tricks to make her boobies look much bigger than they actually are.

So i met with Tiffany for the first time and she is definitely not a D cup, I just got tit fished

by Ellyfluffybunny October 9, 2020