Cold Tony

A very bad/unfortunate thing that has happened/been done to you.

“Got an eviction notice on dang December 24”
“My man that’s a cold tony. A cooooold tony.”

by RasVitamix February 10, 2024

Cold Nonbinary Winter

a term used to define enbies being unapologetically themselves, having fun, loving yourself, just being you, it’s turning up, driving the boat and not giving a damn about what nobody’s saying

we having a cold nonbinary winter this year fuckers

by Rain Flare April 28, 2021

cold oven

What enlightened people call freezers

Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.

by NotoriousCraig May 17, 2018

Cold

Definitely not hot dumbass

Winter is a cold season

by I’m a horny fack September 7, 2021

Cold Start

A cold start is when you take a car immediately to the pay n spray after a mini shooting rampage and take off after with no wanted level in Grand Theft Auto. Your car is never hot!

Link: why’d ya cold start? You coulda had it by just running down the straight away!

Me: I shot a cop and I didn’t want to lose my Cognoscenti!

by HylianChampion69 April 21, 2021

Nuts Cold

A variation of cold as balls

Temperatures cold enough to cause even you nuts to feel frozen.

Charles: I just came back from the convenience store and it is nuts cold out there.

by dm84z28 May 10, 2010

Cold Carl

Unlike a Hot Carl it is done while your friend/ victim is asleep. The process starts by shitting into a sheet of Saran Wrap then smearing it evenly over the plastic proceed to freeze the stool sample. After everything is frozen lay the Saran Wrap stool down on the victims face. Caution do not suffocate the person with the Saran Wrap or shit. Then wait for them to wake up or wake them up and asked what were they doing?

Chris received the cold Carl the last time he spent the night at my house. That will teach him to not fuck my mom while I’m asleep.

by Small mosquito WesBus September 15, 2019