hot cold

Diarrhea, Montezuma’s Revenge, the excrement of feces after a long night of Mexican food and Natural Light. When one has a cold this is the only warming part therein. Like removing the drain plug at the jiffy lube, 10-W30 is just pouring out. The violent fury from ones rectum. Pile it on high and deep.

Your food looks like a hot cold.

hot cold by Walrus8 December 25, 2008

butt cold 

when your butt catches a cold, it sneezes and sniffles alot and maybe itches, and leaks and makes alot of mucous.

i caught a nasty butt cold. it may have been from those spicy nachos...

butt cold by buttcold December 30, 2012

butt cold 

Usually, your mom's fingers and feet get cold first and her butt, because it's so damn big, is the last thing to get cold. So if her butt is cold then everthing else is too, which means it can't get much colder.

A: It's butt cold today.

B: Yes, but your butt is smokin' hot.

butt cold by pejohnson76 March 16, 2010

Baby it's cold outside 

Creepy rape song (as feminist say)

Or a great Christmas song for the fam

The song baby it's cold outside is rape

Baby it's cold outside by Wolfy222 December 21, 2018

Real Cold Karl 

so your fucking a girl in the ass right? meanwhile you shit on a plate and stick it in the freezer. then when u are tired of sex and/or your dick is red from abrasion, you proceed to extract the frozen log from the freezer and shove it up the woman's ass until it eventually thaws

"i had some corn to eat last night and my "Real Cold Karl" on susy was kinda of lumpy but she still enjoyed it"

Real Cold Karl by gatorman245435 April 1, 2008

Ice Cold Jelly 

An Ice Cold Jelly is an ice cold coconut from which you drink the coconut milk. When we were in Jamaica our cab driver was so nice that she actually drove us to an Ice Cold Jelly stand and bought us an Ice Cold Jelly with her own money, just so we could truly experience Jamaica, mon. A couple of straws and we were drinking straight from the nut. Truly heavenly, twas!

Pass me an Ice Cold Jelly!

Ice Cold Jelly by The Steel Pan Man June 24, 2009

Bozo Cold 

So cold you would have to be a Bozo to go outside!!!

What kind of fool would go out in this -20 Bozo Cold??

Bozo Cold by skelts January 22, 2011