Baby it's cold outside 

Creepy rape song (as feminist say)

Or a great Christmas song for the fam

The song baby it's cold outside is rape

Baby it's cold outside by Wolfy222 December 21, 2018

Real Cold Karl 

so your fucking a girl in the ass right? meanwhile you shit on a plate and stick it in the freezer. then when u are tired of sex and/or your dick is red from abrasion, you proceed to extract the frozen log from the freezer and shove it up the woman's ass until it eventually thaws

"i had some corn to eat last night and my "Real Cold Karl" on susy was kinda of lumpy but she still enjoyed it"

Real Cold Karl by gatorman245435 April 1, 2008

Ice Cold Jelly 

An Ice Cold Jelly is an ice cold coconut from which you drink the coconut milk. When we were in Jamaica our cab driver was so nice that she actually drove us to an Ice Cold Jelly stand and bought us an Ice Cold Jelly with her own money, just so we could truly experience Jamaica, mon. A couple of straws and we were drinking straight from the nut. Truly heavenly, twas!

Pass me an Ice Cold Jelly!

Ice Cold Jelly by The Steel Pan Man June 24, 2009

Bozo Cold 

So cold you would have to be a Bozo to go outside!!!

What kind of fool would go out in this -20 Bozo Cold??

Bozo Cold by skelts January 22, 2011

Asshole Cold 

adj. When it's so cold that when you step outside, the wind hits you, and your face clenches like you just smelled an asshole.

Ugh. I have to go to work in this weather? It's Asshole Cold outside.

Asshole Cold by Steveo131 November 27, 2013

The Cold Finger 

When a guy puts cone shaped ice cubes over his fingers, and then uses them to finger his girl till the ice melts and then making her lick his fingers clean afterwards.

Had such a blast the weekend, gave Michelle the Cold Finger, and she loved it.

The Cold Finger by ZeRoTHScar February 2, 2015

fool's cold 

The minor sets of sniffling and brain freezes one suffers after drinking a Slurpee.

Tim: I knew that scummy-looking guy was bad news! He tainted my Slurpee and got me sick!

Jerry: Don't worry dude, it's probably just fool's cold.

fool's cold by logostak November 5, 2007