cock brothers

Pl. n. Two dudes that have had sex with the same chick, not necessarily at the same time.

Mike had relations with Annie, so did Bill. Bill and Mike are now cock brothers.

by Tyrone 667 July 16, 2008

cock bopper

1) One who is being any one or more of the following; ghey, gay, lame, jerk, jacknob, etc.
2) Synonym of someone being a square, but much cooler.

Guy 1 - Naw dude, that seems kind of dangerous, I'm kind of tired to tag team the bitch.
Guy 2 - Dude, stop being such a cock bopper.

by Benjamin R. September 10, 2006

cock lunch

one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.

Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it

Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.

by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009

cock plunger

a cock plunger is a person who sucks alot of cock, it could be a guy or girl.

you stupid cock plunger.

cock plunger.

you cock plungin faggot.

by zak.j.n.o.w June 21, 2006

cock scepter

A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.

Majority rules? Fuck that. Cock scepter overrules.

by Gibby McFender June 17, 2009

cock blocker

Someone who tries to interrupt you while you and someone are engaging in some sort of sexual activity, usually with something totally meaningless or pointless.

Ooooh, aaaah, hmmmm, unngh (me and my girl getting frisky, hehheh)
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".

by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

Cock Dimple

Indentation just above where your cock connects to your lower abdomen, typically pube covered.

Sorry baby, didn't mean to get the santorum all in your pubes and cock dimple.

by MethFaceCAB February 21, 2010