A guy who's wider than he is long. In all dimensions. His motto is: "never bring a sword to a mortar fight"
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Back Jerkman: "hey man, how did you beat that skinny guy in that dick contest, Christian?"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
Christian: "He shouldn't have brought a sword to a mortar fight"
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