Alabama Klondike bar

When you purchase a Big Stick from the ice cream man and use it as a butt plug…

My girl was super into that Alabama Klondike bar the other night! She came almost instantly!!

by B@llsD33p! July 17, 2022

Mini bar

A dude with a micro penis who charges the same as a male escort with experience but who never lets u see by using date rape drugs behind closed doors , until u wake up in a room missing ur credit cards and feeling more horny and malnourished than before u fell asleep.

Definition: mini bar (Microsoft’s running apple) a product available for a third of the price on the street just the situation ur in forces you to pay for the mini bar service instead of walking somewhere.

by Cluttered mutt February 24, 2022

Fiber One Bar

You have no fricking friends and a loser LMAOO

your such a fiber one bar

by Lily ofc April 5, 2022

Monkey Bar

When someone shoves a bar of metal up someone's ass, typically in a safe BDSM environment. The bar has to be made of metal for it to be considered a monkey bar. Some have also combined two cans of Arizona iced tea to create a monkey bar, but that is a very rare sight.

Those who do a monkey bar are often given names such as "Vlad the Impaler" to hide their identities.

A monkey bar tends to be on the extreme scale of BDSM activities.

Scenario 1:

Trushula: "Hey, did you hear? Vlad the Impaler shoved a steel bar up my ass. I think its called a monkey bar?"
"Yeah, I love it when Vlad does that. I love it when he monkey bars me."

by alpha-male-wolf-1230 May 18, 2025

mwah no bars

When you have nothing else to say

Ion even say bye no more I be like “mwah no bars” -JT

by Urmainbae February 11, 2024

Bar

bar = swear
bar can also = line for a rap

i bar this girl is crazy ( i swear this girl is crazy )
yooo that bar was firee ( yoo that line was firee )

by yuungmani February 6, 2018

a bar of soap

The term "a bar of soap" is an expression used to describe an individual who is very fickle; you can never keep hold of them for very long without them slipping out of your hands. Typically given for a person who is overtly avoidant.

Henry's always changing his mind last minute, he's such a bar of soap.

by sgrove88888 September 8, 2025