Alabama Ringer

A sex move where a female sits on a mans face and maybe jolting vibrations like an alarm clock

Damn, my cousin Matilda game me the hottest Alabama ringer

by M-RetinaDis-PlayJ69 June 14, 2018

Alabama Nachos

When you take a pinch of your Copenhagen mint, dip it in her couchie & throw it back in your lip

So we were hooking up and I forgot I had a dip in, so I decided I might as well just do the Alabama Nachos.

by BBBcousin September 14, 2018

Arab

John Wick nuff said

Death: I’m John Wick
Guy: Oh okay *dies*
Arab: hehe ye boye

by Twister1026 September 27, 2018

Aaban

A short girl thats smart, kind-hearted, loving, caring, strong, energetic, full of life and is NOT a gigantic retard. She is brave and is a very good driver. Everyone aspires to be like her.

This girl is such an Aaban.

by Kateashley August 6, 2018

alabama knuckle popper

When one inserts his/her fingers, one by one, into his/her cousins rectum. Snapping each finger backwards until all are broken.

Wife: Give me an Alabama knuckle popper.
Husband: WTF!!!
Wife: Put your fingers in my ass, and break them.
Husband: NO!
Wife: DO IT PUSSY!

by Hugh_Janus53 September 4, 2018

Alabaster Shoehorn

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018

alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.

Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!

by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018