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Perfection In Human Form

The Most Beautiful Goddess, Emma Watson, Is Perfection In Human Form.
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Human

At the end of the day, both groups of you are the human race, the only race there is, and the only race that should ever get called a race, but realistically they're not your people and you're not theirs. That's where the hard part of getting along comes in, especially when you're both right about something (or someone). Or when you're both wrong about something (or someone).
by Solid Mantis April 10, 2021
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Humanity

A creature who struggles at times but when needed will come together to create hope for a future
Humanity creates hope
by Lauren 2020 July 17, 2023
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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 2, 2022
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Human centipede

When a group of 3 or more lays out like a train and eats eachother out.

A beautiful sex position
by Jazzydoosdley September 22, 2019
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Human Grape

Human Grape is a slang term for Eyeball.
“John I just nabbed a bag of Human Grapes, want some?”

“Nah dude, I’m good I just ate already
by Grandule April 9, 2024
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The Human Stapler

Occurs when a human is folded in half, coated in metal, and uses teeth to staple objects. Tends to be less costly than a conventional stapler (before calculating costs that come from medical bills)
I had to pay $3000 after Billy used me as The Human Stapler.
by P_Che2_P November 16, 2022
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