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zesty fart

being a one of zesty qualities that smells of farts
yo my broski ur a zesty fart today aren’t ya?
by jamessdeadd March 17, 2022
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dino farts

A term used in jest to describe grey hydrogen, created by the steam reformation of fossil fuel methane
Phil pulled over to rip some pressurised Dino Farts into his Toyota Hydrogen Fuel Cell Electric Vehicle
by Limbic Candy November 30, 2020
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Fart slapper

A person who farts in a public place and fans their ass making it appear that they are slapping their fart
Reed- wow ... Smell that
Ranger - stop it Reed ur such a fart slapper
by 1968camaro/ss June 1, 2010
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Fart swap

I am a former addict of fart-swapping hence my in-depth knowledge of this activity. Much like cum-swapping (a process in which two people swap cum from mouth to mouth), fart swapping is when you trade farts from butthole to butthole. This is occurred when two people, preferably men, are medically welded together at the anus. After this occurs, they devour a bean and chicken burrito from Chipotle. Sometime after these burritos have been eaten, they will begin to shit and fart. Whilst this is happening, it the vile shits and farts will be passed between the pair time to time. Following Newton's first law, there will be an equal feel of disgust between both parties. Eventually, both people will succumb to the lack of room in which shit can fit and will die to internal suffocation and shock. Please avoid **Fart-Swapping** at all costs.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Aye, you down to fart swap wimme?

Guy 2: Fuck no, nigga, you can die to that shit. Happened to my buddy Eric back in Ohio.
by NxwHxme September 2, 2022
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Fart Capture

The art of taking an empty glass jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an anus. Then when the anus it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the asshole.
Man, I need to Fart Capture. I love to sniff them later.
by Silk Brah March 28, 2008
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crackerjack fart

a fart with a surprise inside, typically feces
bob: I just farted and shit myself.John: oh thats a crackerjack fart, its got a surprise inside
by rockoone October 18, 2008
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undercover fart

when a girl farts when your in a car, house.....ect. and all you smell is a funk in the air and the source is unknown.....but guess what thats your girl ninjaing one out
i was laying in bed one night and all i smelt was a strange odor i looked over at niki and asked about her undercover fart....she laughed and admitted to it
by Mateo El Feo January 11, 2009
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