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Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.
Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.
by HumorStalin May 11, 2019
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doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.
hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy
by TheColgator May 29, 2022
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Chilly Willy

by R_013 April 21, 2022
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Chilly Willy

A typical initiation in interior Alaska for new military members joining their a work team. The initiate is bought a shot of 100 proof rumpleminze along with a bottle cap full of the same accompanied with a straw. They then snort the bottle cap of rumplemimze and take the shot.
Welcome to hell literally froze over just like this Chilly Willy.
by Joby Roby November 4, 2021
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willy sick

Ready for my willy sick darling?
by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015
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Willy Wonka

A white wanker

Other terms: willy wanka, wonky wonka, wonky willy, et
That wanker is such a willy wonka
by Cokeface March 14, 2021
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