by Ttt61 October 8, 2020
Get the Worse than a short well and a straight pipemug. "Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"
by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024
Get the Two Figs Short of a Goosemug. A term of derision for a certain type of rock guitarist (usually a bassist) characterised by their use of a short strap.
They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.
Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.
They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).
They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
They wear their instrument above the waist. You can probably see their belt because they almost certainly have their (black) t-shirt tucked into their (black) jeans.
Their favoured sound is crunchy and bright. Their playing style is technical, proficient and leaves little room for expression.
They may be playing a bass with more than 4 strings, or worse still a Chapman Stick (see wikipedia).
They may also have a pony tail. In fact, they probably do.
by sqrbrkt November 13, 2012
Get the Short-strapmug. Person 1: How was your Tinder date the other night?
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.
Person 2: It was ok, he was a little short in the snout though.
by MrsGiblets August 15, 2020
Get the Short in the Snoutmug. 
To work for US Foods and have all your deliveries be short on product. (This is a everyday occurrence)
Roy says Hey Steve how’s your day going why are you at will call, I got sanduskied again. Justin chimes in and says truck short? Steve says yes sir.
by Fubar1 May 18, 2022
Get the Truck Shortmug. me: says literally nothing
mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??
mom: PULL UR SHORTS DOWN. are u rlly abt to leave my house wearing those??
by dopeteens July 6, 2019
Get the pull ur shorts downmug.