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Wank Virgin

Someone who has never masturbated in their life.
Person 1: Bet you haven't got a girl yet.
Person 2: What do you know about it?
Person 1: You look like a virgin.
Person 2: And not only do you look like a virgin you like a wank virgin too so STFU!
by LordJenal May 18, 2022
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Pirate Wank

When receiving oral from a partner, pull out quickly and cum in their eye.
As they shoot up, you get up and kick them in a shin.
They will be hopping around on one leg, one hand over an eye like a patch and shouting “arggghhhh”
I laughed so much last night after Pirate Wanking Suzie
by King Crumb & Stains February 18, 2025
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Wank

My ship of walter x Hank from breaking bad
"My favourite ship is wank"
by Oman247 November 23, 2021
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Blue Badge Wank

A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 1, 2020
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focus wank

when a man jacks off in order to be able to focus on the current task at hand
person 1: Where did Mike go?
person 2: He went of for a focus wank
by Percussion97 January 16, 2017
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wanking

a friendly gesture to do with your friends to highlight you appreciate them.
Jonny: hey guys wanna wank??
Max: yeah why not!!

They had a good time wanking.
by blUeagLeye23 June 28, 2023
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Wank-while

Wank-while is used when you think something/someone is worth wanking off (or masturbating) to. It is used similarly to the word, "Worthwhile".
That holiday elf porn sure is wank-while.

She isn't the prettiest girl, but i'd still say shes wank-while.
by Dimickun March 22, 2016
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