Waffle

To waffle

You don’t waffle on anything

by Jaf&Dcf September 1, 2022

Waffle Munching

When a man licks another man’s rectum while their legs are interweaved in a hashtag pattern

They were waffle munching late last night after getting several drinks at the bar.

by wafflermuncher April 10, 2025

waffle traffle

Slapping a thot in the face with ur dick

I gave that thot a waffle traffle

by A trains ball sack October 30, 2018

Waffle

Waffle is what one does when they do not know what they are talking about, it is an instinctual way of expressing random thoughts and words even if they do not match reality or logic.

Hector did not study for his essay, and had to waffle a lot to complete it.

by Jonny Cary February 5, 2021

Wanking Waffle Stomper

This is when someone simultaneously jerks off and takes a shit whilst also taking a shower.

Yo, did you hear about that wanking waffle stomper Timmy did last night?

by ThunderBunda April 14, 2025

twat waffle

a pussy who's too scared to do anything ; someone who pussies out of everything.

Dude 1: "Dude, do you know Jake?"
Dude 2: " Yeah that fucking pussy. He was too scared to go to the haunted house last week."
Dude 1: " Wow, that fucking twat waffle!"
pussy snowflake

by stfu sociotic bitch October 23, 2014

Twat Waffle

When you're so batshit crazy, even you're elitist cohorts are afraid to kick you out.

Pelosi is a twat waffle.

by J-Patriot July 23, 2021