When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding December 01, 2024
When an uncircumcised man (Preferably a Tomas) cums but pinches his foreskin to make a balloon, and then proceeds to arrange his body in a way where it lands on his face, eating it all.
1: “Wheres T-man at”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
2: “Oh you know how he gets before events, he’s probably pulling The Waffling Tomas”
by Xiaopinglingding December 01, 2024
When someone eats waffles and / or pancakes so fast it’s almost like they’re drinking them down instead of taking their time to chew the food thoroughly for better digestion and to avoid weight gain.
“Why do you care waffle drinker?” “ You eat more waffles than motherfuckers drink in this place, you lil waffle drinking bitch.” Vulgar term invented in jail. Legends discovered it from a drunken bastard on an episode of law & crime.
by GUAPINERO DA WEBSTER June 21, 2024
by Loganno January 14, 2019
by rainbow pooping evil koala July 20, 2017
Generally a large penis, either physically, or as an insult. Similar to the slang, "blue waffle." Used occasionally by children when near adults.
After hearing Becky's tale of her one-night stand, Beatrice was astounded. "Omg, Becky, did he have a massive killer waffle?"
by Iceberg Lettuce June 22, 2017
by lupert2869 April 13, 2009