Uncle Glenning

A person who eats food while defecating into a toliet.

Did Kirk just came out of the bathroom with an empty plate?

Yeah, he was Uncle Glenning it in there.

Wow, that gross...but efficient.

by Dirty Belugas July 18, 2012

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w June 2, 2018

Uncled

To be bamboozled or played by a native man.

Chelsea was most definitely uncled by SIR Lance a lot.

by RustyDog*001 March 14, 2022

Uncle Ruckus

Contrary to the dumbasses that write in this page, uncle ruckus isn't black. He has a condition named revitiligo (like Michael Jackson's vitiligo but the opposite) which makes him black.
In an episode he was shown to be abandoned by his white parents and left in a black house.

Dumb fuck: Why uncle ruckus in racist if he is black?! That doesn't make any sense?!
*Me dropkicking him to the floor*
Me: HE IS FUCKING WHITE!!!

by ~helpmeplease~ October 26, 2024

Rahim's Uncle

Rahim's uncle was found in Popeyes buying every single food for $5,000.
Rahim is a kid with Autism.

Rahim: HHEHEHHE
Rahim's Uncle: "Buying The Whole Shop"
Friends: Look its Rahim's Uncle
Rahim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by 🎃 The Professional Bomber 💣 June 17, 2024

co-cousin-uncle-in-law

The son-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My co-cousin-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Uncle Zak

Noun: a person who betrays his peers for the approval of older people or relatives

I had a great prank lined up, until someone was an Uncle Zak and snitched on me.

That was weird how Tony was really cool with us until we visited the retirement home. He sure became an Uncle Zak then.

by 6 Pack Sample December 16, 2018