ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass May 20, 2018

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Ur mom

1.) An example of something big.

2.) The woman who carried you for 9 months only to not let you play video games.

3.) A lovely person who always takes care of you.

4.) The greatest and probably the oldest comeback to a roast.

Example:

Friend: What is the largest star discovered in the universe, one bigger than UY Scuti?

Me: Ur Mom

by AdmiralBitchyton August 3, 2022

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ur mom

a stupid joke made by a bunch of idiots, dont say it in front of ur teacher or ur gonna get it back to bite ya.

person 1: what are we supposed use this with?
person 2: ur mom
(person 1 beats person 2)

by kaellalien. June 6, 2018

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Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

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joshin ur pegs

when ur j fuckin w someone n want them to know it’s not that deep

“I don’t actually like the Backstreet Boys man it’s just that one song can u stop playing them on ur jbl everytime u get in my car”
“Yo bro don’t be a pussy bout it I’m jus joshin ur pegs man”

by t.ri.stan October 17, 2023

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