Slapped in the Face with a Turd

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.

When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

by Charlie Tang July 07, 2005

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turd that won't flush

An annoying person who keeps popping up everywhere. Just when you think this person has dropped of the face of the earth, they show up. Similar when flushing a toilet, you walk away and notice the turd hasn't gone down all the way, requiring you to walk back, wait for the water to refill and reflush...

Man, that Mario Lopez from Saved By The Bell is a turd that won't flush. Just when I think his career is over, he jumps back into a made for tv movie.

by earn7 November 19, 2008

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phantom turd

the turd that always returns no matter how many times you flush...

The phantom turd would not flush no matter how hard I tried.

by unknown November 12, 2003

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TURD HURDLER

A Foreigner that doesnt speak English well. Often from a 3rd world country

That turd hurdler doesnt belong in this chat group.

by Sirenlilith February 16, 2019

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Turd Hunt

A journey/Search for knowledge or wisdom

I went on a turd hunt to find the lost city of atlantis.

I couldnt find my shoes so I went on a turd hunt.

I lost my homework and had to go on a turd hunt to find it.

I went on a turd hunt to find the holy grail.

by Jessica Rabbit? uncle mikey January 28, 2009

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