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Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
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Internet High (Verb.)

Having the world at your fingertips at a rapid speed causing an overload of dopamine and joy.

2. Emotions through various media and displays on the internet
“I’m on internet high (Verb.) and IM SO HIGH i swear I saw Baby Pluto and DJ Escobar in a Pablo Escobar documentary while I played PSP on my phone.”

“I know what you mean brospeh I’ve engaged in so many memes today I think my guy bursted and I cried a bit more and then after that it was over they called Morpheus and then they called Media Take Out ask Mayweather it was a tsunami I was wiped out cause The Shade Room was far away from Neotopia feel me”

“I do, I’m gonna go get a yogurt”

“IM ON A INTENET HIGH RN & I DONT WANNA BE BOTHERED”
by Rk93 September 24, 2023
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The internet

Person A: We killed God with the internet
Person B: I’mma post that on Reddit
by BatmanArk200 August 8, 2021
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Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.
Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.
by stonce tiem August 17, 2023
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Internet Explorer

1 to 11 versions, IE or MSIE was first introduced on a Plus package for Windows 95.
IE was later succeeded by Microsoft Edge.
Yo my pc doesnt work no more... I think i shoudve updated Internet Explorer before i downloaded that loli
by Me,Mario January 28, 2019
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Internet hotdog

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.
by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015
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nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).
Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
by Mick Halo November 2, 2008
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