Jamaican Beef Patty

When two men sandwich a third man's junk between their anuses.

"Dude, last night I heard that Eric got a Jamaican Beef Patty from Dave and Calvin!"

by fuckinnarwhalsfuckyeah February 18, 2009

Beef Taco Hotpocket

When you open a woman’s vagina and insert only your balls

It was so cold outside, I said to Maria, “It’s time for a Beef Taco Hotpocket...”

by K1llawatt69 November 4, 2017

Corned beef legs

The consequence of having your laptop resting on your legs too long.

The heat projecting from his laptop whilst intermitternetting caused the occurrence of corned beef legs which created a heated, burned mark on his thighs.

by Katalan May 6, 2014

Cooking the Beef Cheeks

The act of extinguishing a cigarette or cigar on one of the rear cheeks of one's partner during anal sex.

Honey can you pick up a pack of cigarettes at the store? I'm looking forward to cooking the beef cheeks tonight.

by HR Pup & Stuff December 9, 2008

Vagina beef stew

When u poo in her vagina and eat it out wit a fork on nem

Just had a yummy vagina beef stew

by Capbap October 22, 2019

beef cake

beef means cow and cake means cow pat. Put them together and you get beef cake. which means your a pile of sh*t. =

"Ergh . . . your such a beef cake!"
"eat beef cake!"

by bleedpint September 30, 2007

Roast Beef Danglies

The pertruding smelly flaps of the females vagina

Julia: Get those roast beef danglies out of my face
Beth "the sailor": Shut the fuck up, give me a hot carol

by Cleary December 14, 2008