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Kyle

A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.
Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?

Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
by DrangleicTrash June 29, 2019
mugGet the Kylemug.

Kyle Slechta

by Mr. Dinglebottem July 14, 2022
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Kyle

Someone that a Justin has full ownership off. Treat it with no care or love and Kyle will love fucking your wives, he is a Anti-Tyler and a proud son of his father.......Justin.
Kyle: If y’all end up having a kid leave It with me mother and go find the one piece.
by kairuwashere_ October 6, 2022
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Bulky Kyle

A nerdy bully from The Gem dynasty fantasy baseball league. A Bulky Kyle likes to eat their boogers and smell their farts while they say means things to people smarter than them.
Yes, your fantasy team is horrific, but you don't need to be a bulky kyle to the rest of the league because you are a terrible manager.
by WickedNature January 7, 2019
mugGet the Bulky Kylemug.

kyle dahm

Haaaaan, that shit is fatttt. Andd it's a Kyle Dahm? Let's goooooo.
by Choii January 30, 2017
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Kyle Forsyth

by oliver walker mert April 24, 2024
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Kyle it

When you mess something up that’s impossible to mess up or when you don’t know something of common knowledge
How do you spell graph Kyle? “Graft I think
You Kyle it
by No Idonthinkso October 16, 2022
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