Cold blanket

Verb, another term for sex.

"Hey babe, wanna get with me for some cold blanket tonight?"

by Jay the Blockhead October 9, 2014

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

cold deck

(verb) In computers or related technology, running an executable or object program developed for and by another kind of system without modification. So called because prior to more advanced media, computer programs were mostly punched into and stored on card decks, and different computers usually had differing instruction sets instead of copying Intel.

This computer can cold deck anything in current or recent production.

by StarryGordon October 7, 2021

Cold fuel injectors

A non-existent car part

Im going to get cold fuel injectors for my 2010 buick lacrosse

by Kell’s opposition November 25, 2023

Cold pancakes

The best snack

Brittney: cold pancakes are the best.

by Pancakes are better than wafls November 14, 2020

Cold dick

The act of freezing one's genitalia so they can give a human an Alaskan pipeline.

"I came home today and I was crying because I wanted cold dick so bad."

by drewtocci May 29, 2018

String Cold

When it's so cold outside you have to tie a string around your nuts so you can retrieve them after you go out.

How cold is it outside? It's string cold out there!

by Umath June 25, 2018