Simp

A person giving everything they have to a girl with intention of having sex with her.

You are a simp for donating 1000$ to Pokimane and said, I'd like some bootie.

by 3aw4se5dr6ft7gy8hu9ij0se5dr6ft February 2, 2021

Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.

Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".

by RoguePoster January 11, 2024

Gaben Simp

A Gaben Simp is someone who wants to play games on Steam but doesn't actually own them, when they are free on Epic Games he refuses to grab it.

Look Harvey is being a Gaben Simp again, what a fucking loser lol.

by Epic Games user July 10, 2020

Simp

A Valoose

Person 1 : Bro you're such a simp
Person 2 :A simp ? Did you mean a Valoose?

by Darumond August 14, 2020

Simp

Someone that would say anything to win the favor particularly of a girl

Thomas Corr in the western cape is the biggest simp

by Ffffffffffffgggggggggg June 24, 2020

Simp

when they but the hoes before the bros

That man went simping over a girl instead of getting on Xbox

by 🇸🇰 January 17, 2023

ninja simp

A person who is a simp, but doesn’t show it. The person is like a ninja with his emotions. They are not easy to identify. If you ever notice a ninja simp, be careful, you could fall in love it you notice it!

They can give u attention and love, while you don’t know it.

A: Charlie said someone simps for me, do you know who it is?
B: No! But maybe he is a ninja simp?
A: God damn those ninja simps! Can’t the person see I’m desperate af???

by Big simp energy February 14, 2021