Snake dick

When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.

Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy

by dicktionary man January 19, 2018

Snake

Someone who pretends to be a really amazing person and claims to be your best friend forever who is always there for you but ends up backstabbing you by talking shit about you to others and by “best friend” which turns out to be the complete opposite.

Brianna: Omg! Did you hear that Victoria Mallard ditched you without you knowing and said shit about you to her bitchass friend Dina?

Flora: Bro, yes I did! Gosh, she is such a snake!

by CreamInMyFuckingAssLol October 13, 2022

snake

Kevin Durant

Kevin Durant slithers like a snake for a ring

by boi if you dot get over here April 18, 2018

Water snake

A penis that does not get fully erect and sometimes has to be thumbed In

‘No I don’t fancy him, he had a right water snake’

by Chickennuggetszzzz July 7, 2024

snaking

The act of going through life taking every possible shortcut and being an entitled and arrogant dick about ones success earned through that way of living.

Bro1: Where is Andrew?
Bro2: Skipping lectures, prolly. But he'll show up tomorrow to hand in the essay that his buddy wrote.
Bro1: Bam! Snaking through life like a mofo.

by EN34 July 27, 2016

smelling like a snake

If you have basic knowledge, snakes smell with there toung.

Dorian: Look at that girl over there .
Alex: She has nice ass, if I were with her, I'd be smelling like a snake.

by BornXeno December 14, 2016

Drake Snake

My girlfriend left me after seeing it.

Person 1: *vigorously beating it*
person 2: im breaking up with you
person 1: why
person 2: drake has a fatass cock and

you dont. (drake snake)
THE END

by mygirlfriendleftmefordrake May 28, 2024