cracker salad

a little bitch who suck toes and toenails for a living

u is a cracker salad

by White-Boyz May 6, 2018

Disappointing Salad

When you try to toss her salad but she shits in your mouth.

Bro, lastnight I was tossing Natashas salad and lets just say I got a Disappointing salad instead.

by Dissapointing Salad June 25, 2019

Tapatio Salad

When you're tossing someone's salad after they've had an extensive amount of hot sauce on taco Tuesday.

Man, she was hot, but she had Tapatio Salad and my mouth is on fire!

by JustJess1987 March 8, 2022

DIY Salad

The kind of salad you make at a restaurant or supermarket that has more than just regular salad toppings.

I am not too hungry for burgers today, I will stop at the supermarket and get a DIY Salad.

by sparky3976 April 14, 2010

Jackie's green bean salad

The reason to avoid Christmas gatherings

No way I'm going to Christmas, last time I ate Jackie's green bean salad I had to go to the hospital and get a penicillin shot

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Salad Forking

A kissing cousin of the sexual term “forking.” It refers to the act of penetrating a female from behind while spooning. In this particular instance, the female in question is a vegetarian, vegan, or some other person with a plant-based dietary restriction.

Hey man, how did your date with Agatha go last night?

Bro. We shared a salad and cuddled a little bit, but things got a bit serious. She asked me to toss her tomatoes, and we ended up salad forking!

Sweet! I think. Wait, what?

by FloridaPuffBoy February 8, 2024

doo wop salad

a really juicy doo wop portion of an otherwise non doo wop song

The doo wop salad in Reverse Mullet by Cojum Dip makes me unreasonably happy.

by Liability Luke July 2, 2022