surprisingly

"surprisingly" is a filler phrase used by devious businessmen to cover up their incompetence;

its meaning derives from "surprise", verbalizing an unforeseen event. Contrary to this definition,

the word mostly carries the meaning that the interlocutor who is talking to you has failed irredeemably.

To this day, historians speculate about the first historical usage of the word,

because it was only through industrialization that public utilization of the word was conceivable at all.

Johny: "Surprisingly, I got fired."
Unsuspecting Noob: "I'm so sorry for you, you couldn't have done anything better."

by bohl March 10, 2022

Lemonade Suprise

Marijuana that has been urinated on.

John: This dank is so good. Why is it called lemonade suprise?

Dave: Cause somebody peed on it.

by Creamyguzzler6969 December 26, 2006

Pickle suprise

A corny commercial from the seventies. In the video, there is a guy dressed as a pickle, occasionally shouting, "PICKLE SUPRISE!" Pickle Surprise is some sort of topping.

Guy 1: Dude, you threw up all over the floor! What did you eat?
Guy 2: PICKLE SUPRISE!

by cd mac December 4, 2013

Saturday Suprise

Saturday Suprise Ingredients:
1
Capri Sun
3
Teaspoons of mayonnaise
1
Teaspoon of salt
Mix vigourously
And you have Saturday Surprise!
Enjoy
Add a snickers bar to dip for twice the fun.

Saturday Suprise is just gross

by ThatGuyWhoDefinesThings January 5, 2014

Catfish Suprise

When one person that is catfishing hooks up with another person that is also catfishing.

Omg Look at rick he is about to get a catfish suprise, susie is actually a dude haha.

by Rich The Fisheman July 22, 2016

Poofy NoNo Suprise

A hot asian woman with a huge distasteful bush.

a poofy nono suprise - not somthing you get in a cracker jack box....

poofy nono suprise - the real reason chinese restaraunts get shutdown

poofy nono suprise - why godzilla is so angry

by TERDNUGENT December 17, 2011

florida sunrise suprise

The act of a girlfriend surprising her boyfriend during his morning shower by creeping quietly into the bathroom and throwing the curtain open and proceeding to piss all over shower stall and his legs and feet

My girlfriend me got me good this morning with the Florida sunrise suprise

by dpatte26 December 31, 2013