21st September
21st September by BeekyT October 17, 2019
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No Simp September
a dumb month made by the boys to silence people who are trying to make people aware about su!code or whatever. Don’t make up stupid months like that 😐
No Simp September by iamgaylol September 1, 2021
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Self Sex September
It happens before qualifying for No-Nut November and Destroy Dick December. A challenge where you must not have sex for 30 days, even gay sex, or have any pleasure with another.
The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:
- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)
- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.
- You may not ejaculate
- You may not have sex in your dreams.
- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.
- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.
This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.
After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December
The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:
- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)
- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.
- You may not ejaculate
- You may not have sex in your dreams.
- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.
- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.
This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.
After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December
Woman: Hey honey, are you ready for some bum fun?
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.
Self Sex September by LeilaSP February 10, 2019
7th of September
If you were born on this day, you are an absolutely useless piece of shit and no one fucking likes you, you are a used up condom that has a personality of a fucking donkey.
So if you were born on this day, you should die.
So if you were born on this day, you should die.
Person 1: omg haha whats your birthday??
Person 2: oh haha it's 7th of September!!
Person 1: Ew I fucking hate you, die, you're disgusting and revolting.
Person 2: oh.. *cries then jumps off a building*
Person 2: oh haha it's 7th of September!!
Person 1: Ew I fucking hate you, die, you're disgusting and revolting.
Person 2: oh.. *cries then jumps off a building*
7th of September by yourgirlmarylou November 14, 2021
Skeetless September
Skeetless September by BWAJ November 21, 2018
Sexual September
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Sexless September by Basscrack November 12, 2019