One-Floor rule 

The annoying rule applying to Cougar Village, an on-campus student housing facility at the University of Houston, that says you can only use your Cougar ID to go to ONE FLOOR of the building, the floor you live on, and no other floor.

The elevators have magnetic strips where you have to swipe your ID in order to use the elevator. Sort of an overly-bureacratic security measure type thing.

(Two people get into an evelator at Cougar Village and one guy swipes his card to go the third floor.)

Guy 2: Hey man can you hit 6 for me?

Guy 1: One-floor rule bra, sorry. I live on 3.

Guy 2: Man, fuck that.

One-Floor rule by FuctButSects October 24, 2010

five seconds rule of the public toilet 

A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped

Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet
Pete's boyfriend: We are not going to do anal for 5 months because of that

five seconds rule of the public toilet by cinamon_muff August 12, 2016

one minute rule

When a person is Snapchatting either a guy or girl they like, they must wait at least one minute to open the Snapchat from the person they’re talking to to avoid seeming like they’re extremely into them or almost creepy.

“Oh my god, I opened Xander’s Snapchat like two seconds after he sent it. He’s going to think I’m obsessed with him.”

“You should’ve used the one minute rule Hannah.”

one minute rule by hbot47 November 8, 2019

Everybody Wants To Rule the World 

Welcome to your life
There's no turning back
Even while we sleep
We will find you acting on your best behavior
Turn your back on Mother Nature
Everybody wants to rule the world

It's my own design
It's my own remorse
Help me to decide
Help me make the most

Of freedom and of pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

There's a room where the light won't find you
Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down
When they do I'll be right behind you
So glad we've almost made it
So sad they had to fade it
Everybody wants to rule the world

I can't stand this indecision
Married with a lack of vision
Everybody wants to rule the world
Say that you'll never never never never need it
One headline why believe it?
Everybody wants to rule the world

All for freedom and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Everybody wants to rule the world

Everybody Wants To Rule the World by Death Menace February 19, 2023

Runescape 

A very sad online multiplayer game on the net which will make you and your friends nerdy and loosers. I played this game for about 3 months then i realised it was shit and sad.
My best friend next door to me use to do everything with me like go bike riding, throwing rocks at trains, play soccer, and more other cool things. But not he sits at his computer playing "Runescape" i then got bored of him and started to bag him, teasing him about runescape to encourage him to stop playing the damn game.

Me: Hey you wanna go buy some drinks at the shops?
Friend: Nah, my mum wants me to do some cleaning.
Closes the door.

I walk to his window and see him playing Runescape instead of cleaning.

Runescape by OfficeJunky December 9, 2008

Riles Beej 

When a male inserts his penis into a Taco Bell Beef Burrito while erect so that another individual can eat the burrito while performing fellatio.

It is a common courtesy in many north american schools to feed the sloot that is gobbling your knob so this kills two birds with one stone.

-Bro I heard you got a Riles Beej from that sloot on Arthur.
-Hell yea man, ten times better than a slowblow

-Honestly I was so happy he let me give him a riles beej yesterday, that beef burrito really hit the spot.

Riles Beej by Dorffengler March 25, 2013

two day rule 

When you decide to refrain from talking, txting, IMing, etc. a guy for at least two days unless he talks to you first to prevent looking desperate or stalker-like.

Katie: "God, I like Josh so much"
Sarah: "No waay"
Katie: "Should I talk to him?"
Sarah" "Nah girl give it the two day rule"

two day rule by damion. March 17, 2009