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Love is like a rocket launcher

Rocket is love(your girlfriend) which one day is going to launch(dont want u anymore) and then vanish(from your life) and then its time to find another rocket(girlfriend). Its a life cycle(whatever).
Me: Hey, how are u.
Friend: Not fine, my girlfriend abandoned me...
Me: Well, Love is like a rocket launcher, u know what i mean.
Friend: Yeah, ur right...
by Bernardo3636 February 14, 2019
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Navel Spunk Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a person's navel and then squeezing the area around said navel with sufficient force to propel the ejaculate into the victim's eye, mouth, or nostril.
She made me pull out so I gave her the old Navel Spunk Rocket.
by 7th-Lvl February 7, 2020
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Dirty Cock Rocket

A large cock otherwise known as a hammer that often see the inside of an asshole.
His dirty cock rocket was ridden hard.
by Tedjoeyemma May 28, 2020
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The Siberian Snot Rocket

when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.
Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,
by brincest69 September 20, 2020
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The Siberian Snot Rocket

when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.
Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,
by brincest69 September 20, 2020
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Chinese Stomp Rocket

Piss in a bitch, than shit in her mouth, then jump on her stomach and see it shoot out!
Damn bro, I did the Chinese Stomp Rocket on Jessica last night. She went wild.
by anonymous September 27, 2020
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the river raisin snot rocket

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020
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