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Afghani Paper Towels

Military Term.

After washing your hands, you proceed to wipe your hands on your pants in lieu of no paper towels readily available.

See also: Iraqi Paper Towels
Jim: I'm so glad my hands are clean, but I don't have anything to dry them with.

Terry: Bro, Afghani Paper Towels. Duh.
by PUN1SHER1991 October 20, 2022
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Toilet paper

Look at how stupid people are! They are hoarding toilet paper for a flu like virus!!
Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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scooby paper

Cloth used to clean up after intercourse.
Example: thanks for the lay Marty, can you please pass me the scooby paper?
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Toilet Paper

A Paper roll which has different uses, such as:
Wiping your butt
Eating the paper
Clean your nose with the paper
Become a mummie
Cum
Carol: Honey, I'm gonna go buy some toilet Paper!
Michael: Bring 69 rolls so I can transform myself into a fucking monster!

hehe, 69
by skippythetoiletfan December 22, 2022
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Wall-Papering

When you wipe your ass in a porta-potty and stick it to the wall instead of throwing it down the shit hole.
"BLOODY MIGUEL WAS WALL-PAPERING THE OUTHOUSE AGAIN THAT FUCKIN CUNT"!
by WillyStanky February 15, 2023
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Psychic paper

One of Doctor Who's remedies.

Psychic paper is a blank, white card that has special properties.
When shown to a person, it can usually induce them to see whatever the user wishes them to see printed on it,
The Doctor often uses it to appear as an authority to the people he shows it to.

The Tenth Doctor explained that it “assigned authority based on the reader's perceptions”.
Amy: What was it that you showed them?
The Doctor: It's psychic paper, it shows me as their superior.
by Wadlaen February 27, 2023
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Corn Paper

Another word or slang term for the husk of a corn cob.
"Hey senorita, do you have any more corn paper to finish wrapping these tamales"
by Mjf420 April 17, 2023
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