January

Jerk of January- you have to jersey off the number of minutes the day is.

Hey its January 18 I have to jet off for 18 minutes

by Fuckubastard666 December 7, 2020

January 18th

the day u have to ask ur crush out, or ask them for a hoodie

bestfriend: time to talk to ur crush
Me: awww cmon

bestfriend: its january 18th so u have too

by someome :) January 16, 2022

January 10

January 10 is national gf day! this is the day to appreciate your girlfriend or any of your female friends!

A: i love you! thanks for being my friend.
B: i love you too! why so sudden though?
A: its january 10!

by hilolzies1234 February 11, 2023

January 5th

they are as gay as people born on September 6th

did you hear that he's born on January 5th,he must be really gay

by Random person.com July 12, 2022

January

National jack off month

He jacked off all of January

by Raphael Aguilar January 11, 2021

January 30

National Black day. Everyone must dress in black to worship the black people. This day teaches white people to be empathetic to blacks because they have no rights and suffer every day.

It’s January 30 tomorrow - national black people day!
That means I must dress in black to show empathy for your hard work as my favourite black person.

by GabbyGotLost January 30, 2024

January 9

The day the coolest person on earth was born, Jesse. He is just so sexy it's insane. All the girls want him, and all the guys want to BE him. He's much cooler than Patrick.

"You were born on January 9? Is your name Jesse?"

by SexiestGuy March 23, 2022