Jacob Richter

Jacob is probably the greatest person I’ve ever met. He’s so funny and he has the most random bursts of energy. He is so talented and loyal and just an all around amazing person. When God was creating Jacob, he added all the most amazing things you could have in a person. You can FaceTime Jacob with a problem as silly as dust and he will talk to you for hours. There is no one like Jacob Richter. He is so honest, and is just all around a beautiful person. It’s hard to know Jacob and not just love him. Like everyone is in love with Jacob. It’s hard not to love Jacob. He really is amazing, and you should never ever take him for granted. He is truly an amazing soul. I think he is the greatest person to simply sit and talk to. He won’t run dry. He is just everything you could ever want in a friend. I love Jacob, and if you knew THE Jacob Richter, you would too. Without a doubt. #slay

If you can’t picture Jacob:

Jacob is a tall brunette boy with beachy looking hair with a middle part. He has glasses, and usually is wearing a grandpa sweater. He always slays the day away. He probably has an AirPod in tbh, and if he eats a French fry he is gonna wipe the salt off on his shoulder like a psychopath, instead of on him thigh like a normal human being.

Wow Jacob Richter? Whata guy.

by Lyrac March 29, 2023

Jacob

A really hot guy, massive cock, player when it comes to the ladies

“you know jacob?” “yeah that guy with the huge cock”

by Nig_gerballs12 April 3, 2023

Jacob Whalen

A hot sexy dude with a big nose and sexy feet

Jacob Whalen is a good firestarter

by Anonymous 555234 January 17, 2023

Jacob Waller

a totally goofy-ahh individual that brings extreme amounts of joy to our lives.

bro that boy is acting totally jacob waller

by broooooo516773 January 20, 2023

Jacob

An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.

We're going to the zoo! I wanna go see the Jacobs! I love how they eat their own shit!

by Teddy Bund January 30, 2023

Jacob

A stupid bitch-ass person. Someone who suffers from a lack of bitches and father figures.

Person 1: Did you meet the new kid?

Person 2: Jacob? Yeah. They're so ugly.

by 28Avocados February 3, 2023

Jacob

An absolute masculine beast that works harder than anyone for what they want. Is such a huge fucking flame filled boulder of a man that if he took five shots of test it would make him less of one.

“Look bro he’s benching 405x20 and he’s got 3 girls with him and drives a gtr nismo”
“He’s such a fucking Jacob”

by exceptionul February 5, 2023