Girl: Hey is that MJ the internet
pimp?
Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!
Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the HIV.
Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!
Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.
Boy: You're right- let's run.
*Boy and Girl take off running*
Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that
retard!
Boy: He's not
retarded- he just has a lot of character!