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Internet box 

Oh man I was killing starcraft noobs on the internet box
Internet box by Casey Palmer February 9, 2006

Internet Pimp 

An unemployed loser who sits around all day trying to have sex with stupid girls by pretending to be a photographer. Commonly found in internet cafes surfing websites like craigslist.
Girl: Hey is that MJ the internet pimp?
Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!
Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the HIV.
Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!
Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.
Boy: You're right- let's run.
*Boy and Girl take off running*
Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that retard!
Boy: He's not retarded- he just has a lot of character!
Internet Pimp by Mz Lady July 1, 2007

Internet Protocol 

A dumbass thing that is used for gay ass Moderator and Admins to track your ISP down, I'm lucky I use High Anon Proxys
See proxys
Internet Protocol by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004

Internet 

The mainstream substitution for cocaine. Not necessarily safer, but the addictive component is 99.9% more potent, the high is 100x more fun, and the length is all the money you have.
Guy: Hah! The Internet is for nerds!

*After getting his new computer with Internet*

Guy: Holy shit, I can't stay away from the Internet!
Internet by BusinessMan February 25, 2005

Internet tough guy 

A succesfull person who is just one plain ticket away from kicking your ass.
daaamn, that internet tough guy just took out mike tyson in one punch!

Internet Fag 

People like Maxwell who try SO hard to be cool on the interweb.
IronDKnight: I type in Pink and I use emoticons and I type in small font, like an internet fag.
Internet Fag by Over9000 December 9, 2008