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Post-Coital Butterscotch

all the sex juices; including but not limited to both male and female cum, ass sweat, saliva, etc.
Your post-coital butterscotch stained my sheets!

juice

cum

wet
by lo-lo1428 December 21, 2010
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Post facto jacko

Post facto meaning after the fact. And jacko shotr for jacking off or masturbating. Put together they from post fact jacko, right after jacking off, which is ejaculation or cum
Guy 1: Why didn't you shake your friend's hand?

Guy 2: Dude, I definitely didn't wash my wands post facto jacko!
by sorrycharly October 19, 2010
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Post divorce agreement

An agreement sometimes written that a couple makes after a divorce to still meet and do certain things together especially have sex.
John and Kathy have a post divorce agreement.
by Deep blue 2012 August 7, 2010
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Pussy-Bait Post

A short, indescript post on a website like "facebook", "twitter", or what have you by a man meant to attract sympathy from the ditsy whores in their "friends list".
Collin: "Fuck this." <--(this is the Pussy-Bait Post)

Tits McGalahan: "awwww wats ronng??"
by Mythman93 August 9, 2012
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Post Traumatic Dick Disorder

Also know as PTDD. A condition of persistent mental and emotional stress occurring as a result of massive dick taking or psychological shock from female blue balls, typically involving disturbance to mental ability to focus on anything but the massive dick wrecking/ blue balls and constant vivid recall of the experience, with dulled responses to others and to the outside world as you are too physically/ emotionally affected from the experience .
" I heard the Pussy Mangler wrecked you last night." "Yeah, I can't even focus on my paper. I think I have Post Traumatic Dick Disorder"
or
"Girl, did you get that good dick last night?" "He put in the tip then passed out, gave me mad female blue balls. Now I have PTDD and I'm fiending his dick."
by _sammyn April 4, 2015
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most liked post

Hey look its the “most liked post” on “urban dictionary
by Nugget bugget March 1, 2018
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post traumatic test syndrome

An anxiety disorder resulting from a test that kicked ones ass to the highest degree. Symptoms usually include depression, flashbacks, and binge drinking.

Post traumatic test syndrome or P.T.T.S rankes highest among college students.
That accounting test was so freaken hard, Im going to have a wicked case of post traumatic test syndrome for sure.
by Dustin Merr November 8, 2007
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