Shoot the Goose

Closing one nostril and blowing very hard out the other one so that any boogers inside shoot out. Note: Don't do this with your eyes open.

thing one: man I can't breathe through my damn nose
thing two: just shoot the goose bro
thing one: oh right

by ritzy115 April 25, 2020

slip slap nigga goose

A “Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure” reference.

Conversation that accidentally says “slip slap nigga goose”: slip slap nigga goose”

Jojo stan: is that a jojo reference?!?!

by steven pharmer October 20, 2020

Loose in the Goose

When her coochie is very much not tight.

Yo if she got a thigh gap she loose in the goose.
No cap.

by YourAllSus February 10, 2021

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 24, 2021

The Great goose believers

People who are believed to belong to ancient goose's cul-... religion.
They have weaponized tank named "parade platform" which was named like that to pass legal matters easily.
There is no one on the list of believers.

Do you believe in The Great goose believers??

by Toahy March 24, 2021

ivan the silly goose

ivan is an extremely silly goose who does silly things! he never sleeps and loves girls from hawaii.

Oh look, its ivan the silly goose eating sushi which is his favorite food!

by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021

Don’t get goose trump

The statement your 3 year old yells at you when she thinks she is telling you off .

“Mom, Don’t get goose trump !”

by Ecg1986 October 5, 2021