Lighting the gas

Preparing to fart/burp

Stop lighting the gas, it's going to stink!
Cover your noses because he's lighting the gas!
This guy's lighting the gas right now, lol.

by Jesusisforever April 7, 2025

are you going gas wholesaling?

a nicer/newer way of asking someone "what is this nonsense/junk you are telling me here"?

person a) is NaCl the chemical formula of hydrogen sulfide?

person b): Lol. are you going gas wholesaling? didn't you study your chemistry?. you are supposed to know that NaCl is the chemical formula for bloody table salt and hydrogen sulfide, is H2S. study your high school chemistry comme du monde.

by Uncle Dimma February 15, 2013

retarded clump of gas

it's a person who is just acting stupid. They act so stupid that it's funny. You calling someone this makes what you were laughing at even more funny. (NOT MEANT TO USE IN A SERIOUS MANNER)

''HAHAHA, oh my goodness that is so funny imma go get some more food''
''Okay.....''
**KNOCKS OVER BAG OF PRETZELS**
''HAHAHAHAHAHA did you just knock over the pretzels you retarded clump of gas HAHAH.''
**EVERYBODY STARTS LAUGHING**

by Tk4real January 24, 2018

that rochester goombot gas

that typa shit that will get you smackeddddd

Yo, did you see Liebers last night? He was absolutely gone off THAT ROCHESTER GOOMBOT GAS

by mulletflynn05 March 25, 2024

The New Jersey Gas Pump

When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.

Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.

by KannibalFlamingo January 6, 2026

your head is to gas like your the shit or something

your head is way too big meaning you think everything is abouit you and no one else.

if a girl says "what are you talking about i didnt do that"

and the guy says " lol i thought you were different but your head is to gas like your the shit or something"

then that girl would say "fuck you i dont think i am all that"

by oreo32 October 28, 2011

jeff runs to the gas

"jeff runs to the gas" is a term used to describe a black teen running from their school to the gas station across from their school.

zach "yo you see that bucktee running to the gas"

lucas "ya fam guy moving like a wasteyute fr"

zach "hes back at it again fam, jeff runs to the gas more like wasteyute runs from the 0 5"

by jeff runs to the gas October 5, 2018