You fish

Someone that is stupid, slow or genuinely lacks comprehension of a simple situation

Mark: *mark knocks over fins beer*
Fin: you actual fish!

Bea: *forgets her headphones*
Ella: you fish

by Stellastar May 18, 2023

cracker fishing

When you go fishing and it is cracker.

Shu Justin come cracker fishing

by Shuumate May 21, 2023

fish glue

something that comes from the swim bladders of fish and makes stuff stick together definitely

fish glue me up bucko

by fthfsdhueifyidusf March 7, 2023

billy’s fish

the guarantee of copious volumes of free merchandise that never ever materialises

Billy: “Hey George, I’m starting at Campbell’s next week, I’ll be able to get you a freezer-full of fish”

20 years later

Jake: “George, did you get billy’s fish”?

George: “Absolutely fuck all, not even a fucking prawn. Freezer is still full of air”

by templegate March 18, 2023

Fish Cuss

A specific genre of music, determined by the fisherman, that is played before a big fishing trip.

Heya duane, why don’t you throw on some fish cuss before we get to the lake.

by Farrelly17 January 14, 2023

THE BLOW FISH

THE BLOW FISH. IT STARTS WITH TWO WILLING ADULTS. ONE BENT OVER AND THE OTHER PLACING THEIR MOUTH TIGHTLY ON THE OTHERS BUTTHOLE. THE OTHER WOULD THEN FART VIGOROUSLY INFLATING THE PARTICIPANTS FACE CHEEKS TO CREATE THE DESIRED LOOK OF A GIANT BLOW FISH.

JENNYS MAN GAVE HER SUCH A DELIGHT. HE GIFTED HER THE BLOW FISH, HER MOST BELOVED OCEAN FISH IN THE WORLD. THANKS DARLING.

by Briney January 19, 2023

Talking Fish

Talking fish means smoking weed because in a video made by @heyfamilyguyreal on TikTok he posted a video on July 27th, 2023 and the video shows Tony Soprano played by James Gandolfini on the famous show The Sopranos, talking to a fish who is Salvatore Bonpensiero AKKA big pussy with the caption “blud done smoked the evil blunt” with the audio “Damage” by prodbyrl

“I’m gonna go and talk to fish”
“I’m talking to fish right now”
“You wanna talk to fish with me?”
“I am a Talking Fish”

by goatwing2 October 18, 2023