bag of dicks

Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.

I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.

"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."

or

"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."

or

"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."

by Bryan745 October 27, 2005

Dick Cheney

The fucker who shot that lawyer and covered it up for about a day .

He is also the guy with his hand up bushes puppet ass making him do whatever the hell he wants

fuck man that guy dick cheney just shot a guy in the face

by random man May 1, 2006

Dick Cheney

Pacemaker on legs.

Also see; George Bush

Cheyne's got a gun, dick cheney's got a gun, now everybody's on the run..

by *Dee* April 18, 2006

Solid dick

Straight talk, to tell someone something straight up. without sugar coating it.

Person 1: ''Honestly what do you think of my new boyfriend?"
Person 2: ''He's a great guy I guess''
Person 1: ''Be honest, give me solid dick''
Person 2: ''Fine, he seems like a douche''

by AgirlWithHope June 29, 2014

Dick-sability

Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.

Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”

Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”

by Wolfany September 8, 2018

a good dicking

When one or both participants have sore muscles after sex.

He was proud that she couldn't walk right after a good dicking.

by Scorpionj20 October 9, 2016

Fishing For Dick

When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.

Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"

by Inspectah October 21, 2010