by Tyrone 667 January 09, 2007
A term for the power instilled in a man by the size of his dick. Generally wielded to settle petty disputes such as a split vote over where a group of people are to have dinner. Not sexist, it can only truly come into effect to settle such disputes among a small group of men - straight or otherwise. The gentleman with the largest dick wields the cock scepter.
by Gibby McFender June 17, 2009
1) One who is being any one or more of the following; ghey, gay, lame, jerk, jacknob, etc.
2) Synonym of someone being a square, but much cooler.
2) Synonym of someone being a square, but much cooler.
Guy 1 - Naw dude, that seems kind of dangerous, I'm kind of tired to tag team the bitch.
Guy 2 - Dude, stop being such a cock bopper.
Guy 2 - Dude, stop being such a cock bopper.
by Benjamin R. September 11, 2006
by zak.j.n.o.w June 20, 2006
one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.
Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it
Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009
by tastemetonite August 07, 2009
What do you think you're doing, you shit cock!
by Rosemary April 15, 2004