cum on a muffin 

a game played where a buch of guys try to cum on a muffin and whoever cums last has to take a bite out of it

The JROTC members played cum on a muffin and Frank lost. He licked the cum of the top and then started sucking on it like a penis. then he bit off the tip

cum on a muffin by julian sampson January 30, 2003

cum rag 

1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus.

2. (n)a distasteful insult.

1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over?

2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!

cum rag by evil little monkey July 15, 2008

Cum-swap Garside

Cum-swap Garside, also known as the cumswap challenge Is a competitive game of tag where one person ejaculates into their own mouth and then cum-swaps with someone else who consequently adds their own jizz into the mix.
All contestants from around the world must then work together to get the ever growing cum-glop around the entire earth by cum swapping.
Upon arrival at the beginning country, the first occupant of said country to receive the cum will finally swallow it and thereby conclude the game.

The event is named after Robert Garside (born 6 January 1967), calling himself The Runningman, is a British runner who was credited by Guinness World Records as the first person to run around the world.

Person 1: Hey we doing the cum-swap Garside next Saturday?
Person 2: yeah! Me and Stacy has been drinking fish smoothies all week to prepare for it!

Example 2
The annual cum-swap Garside begins on the 9th of February.
Contestants from all around the world will be required to be on standby and await their turn until the games has concluded.

Cum-swap Garside by Flip-flop man January 13, 2021

Cum Drain 

1. A female that enjoys taking on large amounts of cum deposits!

2. A demeaning comment of insult.

1. That chick over there is such a cum drain, she took 12 loads of cum in one night.

2. Get the fuck out of here Mike your such a cum drain.

Cum Drain by Mario Washington June 23, 2007

Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut 

A girl who will suck any cock and will always swallow the man yogurt.

That bitch is such a Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut she always takes the whole load..

Cum Guzzling Gutter Slut by jaybob12 October 20, 2011

Cum Button 

Noun

Pronounced /ko͝om,kəm ˈbətn

Another word for the prostate. The prostate can be massaged for sexual stimulation and can cause longer and harder orgasms. The button part comes from its circular shape and the fact that it can be "pressed" like a button. Often can be pressed to make a person cum/orgasm when they're sexually aroused enough already.

Jenny: I was with this guy last night and he just wouldn't cum; it was getting me angry.
Tiffany: So what'd you do?
Jenny: I pressed his cum button. You should've seen his face when I stuck it up his ass!

Cum Button by Law&Hijinks April 27, 2017

Cum Tribute

The act of ejaculating over a picture of a celebrity, someone you know or a stranger to show your appreciation for the person or to degrade them.

Tommy Marks fancied Sarah Smith so much he cum tributed her pretty face once a week minimum.

Cum Tribute by PantsuGoblin March 11, 2023